Noodle Name

A name that looks like noodle shapes

"I hope the noodle name that joined our squad can play properly.

by Kiwiguydude August 23, 2023

Dick'n Noodle Soup

When you diarrhea in a chick's pussy and then fuck it.

My girl wasn't feeling good last night so I gave her some Dick'n noodle soup.

by Ballerboy329 September 1, 2023

lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Noodle Neck

Someone who is incredibly nosey- always sticking their neck into others business. So much so, that you think their neck would be stretched out like a noodle

Stacy: Oh em gee Becky is sooo nosey! What I do with my bf is none of her damn business

Amy: Yeah really, she's such a noodle neck...

by Amethyst_skies September 29, 2023

Noodling

When two (usually homosexual) men stand facing and wrap their limp penises around each other's, similar to the way noodles are intertwined.

"Sorry I'm late for work, my partner and I were noodling this morning and it took a while to untangle ourselves."
"The hardest part about noodling is not getting hard!"

by clawmyeyez September 30, 2023

Noodle Texting

Texting while noodle grooving

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....

by Puddle guts October 8, 2023

Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm

Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020