A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.
Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
by JonGold November 24, 2021
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Get the Turkey Mountain mug.The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.
Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry
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Get the Mountain Dew legend mug.A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024
Get the Mountain Football mug.When you are so high in elevation the brain ceases to function at a normal rate. Thus leaving you with dull senses, impaired judgement and stupid grin.
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Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.
Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.
Andes Mountains have some dirt poor Caucasians, particularly in Perú, Bolivia, Ecuador.
Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.
Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.
Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.
Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.
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