Doge-second

A mesurent of time used by wow doges. Around sixty-nine seconds long. Doges measure time weirdly.

one doge-second later, he came back

by Sorbate September 21, 2020

Second Wave

happens during a pandemic where the second wave is usually deadlier than the first wave

are you getting ready for the second wave

don’t remind me

by 1Shot Duke September 25, 2020

a quick second

a quick second now means forever and ever

hey madi wanna be my girlfriend for a quick second.

by I went to college October 1, 2020

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Elizabeth the second

this bitch is old

queen elizabeth the second

by bussymuncher July 26, 2022

Second Coming

The "Second Coming" is the primary target of a gangstalking/social engineering effort. Typically an enemy target of a community, state or federal government sponsored gangstalking group or syndicate.

I am the Senior Chief, formally the "second coming" but now known as the "Chosen One". Kenny was the previous "Second Coming".

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Second Cousin

A Second Cousin is when your Niece/Nephew has Children, Their Children are your Second Cousin(s)

N/A 1: Did you know we're Second Cousin?

N/A 2: No, I didn't!

by QU33N1E August 4, 2022