oopsie cream pie

when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load in the chicks pussy. this gets them very mad

Im pissed at Josh, he messsed up my cream pie, and made it an oopsie cream pie.

by Kirby® June 19, 2007

jelly and cream

A person who is Jewish, but we call a JEW.

Look at the fucking jelly and creams, they're noses are bigger then their head!

by Mack Hardy June 22, 2008

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.

I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.

Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.

by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 28, 2010

DTF Ice Cream

When a girl is DTF but can not find a boy to fuck she then chooses ice cream.

Tom turned down sex tonight. Time for some DTF Ice Cream.

by AhChoo! November 10, 2009

Chocolate Ass Cream

This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo

My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper

by icchie March 8, 2009

filipina cream pie

Cum dripping from a filipa's girls pussy.

I was fucking this filipina girl and shot my cum into her tight pussy. As I withdrew my cum was dripping from her pussy making a filipina cream pie.

by Asianpoker October 16, 2021

spreading the cream cheese

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.

Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese

by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010