An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
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1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy
1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy
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by btellingu October 15, 2017
Get the cosmo bacon mug.The bacon pancakes effect is the growing lack of mental capabilities which slowly effects any and all who interviene in discord conversations within the confines of the titular server.
Hey John, how've you been this fine day?
Dude gtfo with the genocide jokes already im done. Done!
Wtf's wrong with you?
Do you seriously not remember last time we talked, it started witth casual normie bullshit and ended in genocide, im not into it Jack, piss off.
Dat bacon pancakes effect tho.
Dude gtfo with the genocide jokes already im done. Done!
Wtf's wrong with you?
Do you seriously not remember last time we talked, it started witth casual normie bullshit and ended in genocide, im not into it Jack, piss off.
Dat bacon pancakes effect tho.
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