AIDS

This is something that only retarded people have when they thought it was smart to have sex with a monkey (Ryan Maxted).

Ryan maxted had sex with a gorilla 100 times last summer and got aids

by Aidmuncher69 October 24, 2019

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

Aids

Aiden played fortnite and he got aids

my dad got aids from playing fortnite

by FunnyDics October 25, 2019

AIDS

AIDS are the drugs that make me feel nice.they are tasty and get you high

I love aids when I smoke them.

by Mochopoop October 26, 2019

Thirst aid

Making someone feel better through sexual actions or images.

Rory was feeling sick the other day, so her boyfriend sent her nudes. I need a guy who can administer thirst aid.

James just put down his dog, so he hired a prostitute for some thirst aid.

by bounce.house.chaos November 22, 2021

Aid

Big headed retard that fucks all your hoes.

Better hide your wifes Aid is coming

by bigest.shithead November 20, 2021

Farm aid

The unholy concoction of food you cook when you come home very drunk at 3 AM. Using almost everything in the kitchen.

Q: “Dude, what the hell did you make last night? It’s smells like burnt ketchup and mushroom soup”
A: “ Farm Aid”

by Isamu Noguchi September 16, 2021