Tube Tonsils

Another name for deep-throating. It means someone sucks dick so hard it tickles his/her tonsils.

That chick's gotta serious case of tube tonsils. Last night, she sucked my dick so hard that when it came out it was coated in lung butter!

by Toe Jammin' November 3, 2011

tonsil hokey

Making out. Franch kiss.

Ian Harding is a champion in tonsil hokey. Lucy Hale know this.

by plladdicted September 25, 2011

ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.

Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021

butt tonsils

Redneck term for hemorrhoids

My butt tonsils are really screaming today!

by anonymous June 9, 2023

Tonsil~Teaser

Tonsil~Teaser: The feeling of great satisfaction and instant stiffness when someone takes the whole cock in their mouth without tapping out!

How about you come over here and take my whole cock in your mouth like the tonsil~teaser champ that you are?

by Str8sexychk February 17, 2023

slurry on tonsillitis

Rotten.

Slurry on tonsillitis is rotten.

by Debskelly1985 November 16, 2023

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024