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three-stager

Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.
After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle.
by DeanPalmer January 18, 2011
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Three digits

The art of achieving penetration of 100 - 999 women during one's lifetime no money involved.

It is generally considered a shameful, pitiful disgrace not to reach three digits before marriage. Such waste-of-man should get properly sacked at his bachelor party.

When the first bro reaches three digits it calls for celebration. Preferably throwing a big party with loads of drunk females that will help the rest of the bros on their way to reaching the three digits.
Bro 1: "Are you gonna be attending Maddi's three digit party next weekend?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, man. Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm planing on having my own pussyversary."

Bro 1: "What do chicks even call the three digits anyways?"

Bro 2: "Chicks never reach three digits. That much I know"
by UT+Per7 September 17, 2014
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Three Sheets

The best show on television!Can you say “I’m buying” in 12 languages? Embark on this international drinking tour with comedian Zane Lamprey who takes you around the world to master the local drinking customs. From MOJO the new 100% hi-def channel is tailored to fit your interests from exceptional food to extreme locales, from high tech toys to high stakes antics, from Wall Street to easy street and the best of sports, music, movies and more. It's 100% high definition, because life is how you see it.
Did you catch the new season of Three Sheets on MOJO?
by 3v1L Schwin April 3, 2008
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Fox Three

Air force term meaning you have just launched an active radar guided air-to-air missle, if you hear it over your radio that means get out the way before the missle locks on you instead of the bad guys.
Target confirmed, I'm taking the shot: Fox Three
by Arsenal Gear May 28, 2006
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three legit

A ginormous blunt created by joining three blunt wraps at the ends. The bigger brother of the b-legit.
Instead of rolling three separate blunts, we put them together and smoked a three legit.
by baba looey November 22, 2010
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the three gets

Euphanism for meeting someone at a bar or nightclub, taking them home (get home), having sex (get off), then sending them home (get out).
"I met this hot guy last night at the bar and we went home together".

"Did he stay all night?"

"No! He was good for the three gets: get home, get off, get out".
by Jon KC June 1, 2007
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The Best of Three

One of the greatest T.V. shows ever made. It's a comedy.
Character include Jake, Ted, and Nathan.
It's great.
"Don't you love The best of Three?"
"Yeah, it's one of the greatest T.V. shows ever made!"
by Stellar33 March 16, 2009
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