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Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night
by anonymous November 6, 2020
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sharpie girl

Sharpie girl is when a girl fingers herself with a sharpie marker . follow me on instagram @ 248_liliaaann
Hey is that sharpie girl in that video ?
by 2488lilred November 2, 2019
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Sharpie

Don't worry about following his direction I've got a sharpie to go by
by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021
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Sharpy iOS

by Sharpy iOS November 20, 2021
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Short sharpy

Greg said “Should we head next door for a short sharpy or what cob?”
by Rewzone July 15, 2021
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sharpie-ing

The act of using a sharpie for vaginal or anal pleasure
Damn, Dominic is way too open about sharpie-ing
by cuntosaur September 24, 2021
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Sharpie Fever

When one acquires a still-inky sharpie and excessively draws on anything and/or anyone who will let them. Sharpie fever induced drawings include but are not limited to: tacky drawn-on jewelry, scribbles and doodles on any piece of blank anything, fake tattoos, and penis drawings on face. Usually sharpie fever abates when the sharpie runs out of ink. Similar to Scissor Sickness, when the urge to cut anything, especially paper and clothing, becomes overwhelming.
While going through the art drawer, Emma found an unopened blue sharpie. In a fit of sharpie fever, she scribbled designs on her arms and attempted to give herself highlights.

At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.
by sodkrgnkoas August 21, 2013
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