sal

umm idk how to explain him except a 3 foot tall hype beast who has braces and a new pair of 600 dollar sneakers every day. You probably have one of these at your school.

sal stop those aligator shoes are ugly.

by Hannah Bannanananannana March 26, 2019

SAL

Suck At Life.
Someone that forgets to do a simple task.

My friend forgot to bring his backpack to school. He's a big SAL.

by Josedolf Staller August 28, 2019

Sal

A person who has no respect for women. Oddly tall with skinny legs and italian asshole hair. You could probably braid them. Small weenie but swears its big. A Sal is someone who lost their virginity in fifth grade, having 8 bodies by the beginning of freshman year. Blames everything on others (especially former exes). Swears he does nothing wrong when all he does is hoe around. Sals never see the bad in what they've done and never take responsibility. Has many beautiful exes that others do not understand how he got to be with them considering his shitty personality.

"Omg did you hear what sal did to his ex? Hes crazy."
"I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a sal"

by ihaveapetrooster September 4, 2019

sal

Where there are two people in love called Lucas and Stepanie

Ohhhhh I see a sal over there

by fat chungus September 9, 2019

Sal

Someone you find in a deli or an IT department.

Me: *goes into a deli and orders a sandwich*
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!

Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?

by TheFaggotRepublicansLoveToHate October 10, 2016

Sal Chavez

Rick Sanchez but in an alternative universe where he disguises his name and identity as a mexican middle aged man that works in the porn industry under the alias Pickle Sal.

Morty: isn't that you but with a sombrero?
Rick Sanchez: no way I listen to cotton eye joe
Sal Chavez: I'm pickle Sal

Rick Sanchez: oh yeah nvm that's me

by Tangerine the caleb crusher December 5, 2019

Idiot Sal

A complete dumbass who has no sense and breath that smell like dooky.

Man, Billy is a Idiot Sal.

by Wrench2020 May 4, 2020