A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.
Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I
by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020
Get the Manscaping Paradox mug.When one has the desire to help a friend who has become unlikeable, but is battling with the desire to cut ties with a friend because they have become unlikeable.
Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023
Get the Phillip’s Paradox mug.The Lumi Paradox is a paradox where a person is trapped between the borders of cringe and based.
If a person is cringe, it is considered based to dislike them. However, if said person dislikes themselves, does that then mean they are based? If that is the case then is it still based to dislike them, or is it now cringe?
If a person is cringe, it is considered based to dislike them. However, if said person dislikes themselves, does that then mean they are based? If that is the case then is it still based to dislike them, or is it now cringe?
Person 1: Wow, Kevin is so cringe.
Person 2: I know right.
Person 1: Oh, you dislike him too? Thats based.
Person 2: Yeah, everyone dislikes Kevin.
Kevin: You know, I dislike myself too!
Person 1: That's kinda based.
Person 2: Wait no, you just invoked The Lumi Paradox!
Blackhole: Brr.
Person 2: I know right.
Person 1: Oh, you dislike him too? Thats based.
Person 2: Yeah, everyone dislikes Kevin.
Kevin: You know, I dislike myself too!
Person 1: That's kinda based.
Person 2: Wait no, you just invoked The Lumi Paradox!
Blackhole: Brr.
by DivinityOG January 7, 2022
Get the The Lumi Paradox mug.The Güther Paradox describes the following situation:
You know your neighbour Günther for a couple of years now. He's pretty chill and you meet him often. you never had any problems with each other. One day you come home from work and as you step out of your car you see Günther shitting in your Mailbox. He's staring at you but doesn't seem to care, that you're watching him. What do you do?
This Paradox is used in modern Psychology to analyze the difference between the reactions of women and men.
You know your neighbour Günther for a couple of years now. He's pretty chill and you meet him often. you never had any problems with each other. One day you come home from work and as you step out of your car you see Günther shitting in your Mailbox. He's staring at you but doesn't seem to care, that you're watching him. What do you do?
This Paradox is used in modern Psychology to analyze the difference between the reactions of women and men.
"Did you know, that most men would shit in Günther's Mailbox while aggressively staring at him?"
"I mean I would shit in his Mailbox as well, but people would stare at him?"
"Yeah, Kind of crazy how weird the answers to the Günther paradox are."
"I mean I would shit in his Mailbox as well, but people would stare at him?"
"Yeah, Kind of crazy how weird the answers to the Günther paradox are."
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Get the Günther Paradox mug.since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021
Get the cheese paradox mug.The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.
by MasterOnion December 13, 2009
Get the Wassermann Paradox mug.A result of the hype surrounding the 2009 movie The Hangover.
Everybody who first paid to see it expected it to be terrible. They were all surprised by how good it was.
These people recommended it to their friends, thereby hyping it up.
Their friends went to see it, expecting it to be brilliant, only to be disappointed by how it wasn't as good as they were expecting.
= The Hangover Paradox.
Everybody who first paid to see it expected it to be terrible. They were all surprised by how good it was.
These people recommended it to their friends, thereby hyping it up.
Their friends went to see it, expecting it to be brilliant, only to be disappointed by how it wasn't as good as they were expecting.
= The Hangover Paradox.
Jim: Hey Bob, you wanna see a movie? How about "The Hangover"?
Bob: Sure, but it looks pretty crap.
Bob: Dude, that movie was so much better than I thought it would be!
Jim: Yeah, I'm gonna tell Jon to see it!
Jim: Jon, you've gotta see The Hangover! It's awesome!
Jon: Thanks man, I'll go see it this evening!
Jon: That was pretty disappointing. Not as good as I thought it would be.
Jim: Huh, I thought it was better than I was expecting. Guess I created The Hangover Paradox.
Bob: Sure, but it looks pretty crap.
Bob: Dude, that movie was so much better than I thought it would be!
Jim: Yeah, I'm gonna tell Jon to see it!
Jim: Jon, you've gotta see The Hangover! It's awesome!
Jon: Thanks man, I'll go see it this evening!
Jon: That was pretty disappointing. Not as good as I thought it would be.
Jim: Huh, I thought it was better than I was expecting. Guess I created The Hangover Paradox.
by johnnysmooth February 21, 2011
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