Moose

The host of Noggin.
The Chad of all Moose

Moose: It's gonna be a fantastic day!
Kids: (let's play!)
Moose: Everybody Shout Hooray!
Kids: (Hooray!)
Moose: I'm using my Noggin Today!
Kids: (Oh Yeah!)
Moose: I'm Using My Noggin Today!

by WaterSun December 22, 2019

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A male's sperm. OR, moosed, the action of cumming.

There was a lot of moose in the bathroom stall.

When Tina walked by, Jon moosed in his jeans!

by fir3wing September 1, 2011

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He is cool always fun to hang out with, he has a wierd dark sexy sense of humor and a laugh to top it off. He is sweet, kind and loving but something inside that he doesn't like to show. He is smart and knows about timing very charming beautiful personality.

Moose means a lot to me 😚🤭

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 25, 2019

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The fattest, dirtiest, drunkest, smelliest bastard at the local bar.

me: HEY MOOOOOSE!!! YOUR DRUNK!!!
Moose:MMMHHMMHH

by Big Smoke Dogg October 23, 2003

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A large brown animal with big antlers.They reproduce by nasal sex.

Wow that animal is brown and has big antlers and is having nasal sex!It must be a MOOSE!

by freak December 20, 2003

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While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

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