Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.

Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY

by LazyGamer7224 June 26, 2023

russian monopoly

Monopoly but the rules are not fair.

this is Russian monopoly because it's no fair.

by Thegamers1222 March 18, 2023

political monopoly

A reference to when one or two political parties have control of a vast majority of the government over a prolonged period of time.

The United States government would be an example of a political monopoly.

by Vanguard 1998 February 3, 2023

Pussy Monopoly

The act of being so uncool that you are sarcastically accused of owning all the pussy in that proximity. This can be used in many instances, shitty outfits, shitty vehicles, vaping, ordering fajitas, backing into parking spaces..

(Watches someone holding up traffic so they back their F350 into a spot at Outback Steakhouse) Hey this dude has a pussy monopoly, save some for the rest of us!

by BigDaddyRy October 19, 2023

Monopoly

A big company I don't like.

The school system has a monopoly on fuckwits.

by bakedkookies November 3, 2019

Japanese Monopoly

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.

Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back

by katsuwhiterice October 27, 2021

Monopoly

Doing rude things that we probably shouldn’t doing in the eyes of our lord

Jade Leck and myself spent the night playing monopoly

by anonymous August 26, 2022