Dick makeup

When you see a girl that's been up for a week trying to look good but their so smoked out it looks like thay put their makeup on with a dick

omg look at that tweeker bitch she thanks she looks good with her dick makeup on

by Ateaball and flailing tuff January 20, 2021

drag makeup

an over exaggerated makeup look, usually done by drag queens/kings but can be done in either form for either gender

“i did drag makeup yesterday”

by symxxxx February 2, 2021

Your so good at Makeup!

In the context of an instagram comment on a post with low effort makeup means "haha you think you're sneaky wearing makeup"

not to be confused with "Wow your eyeliner is flawless" or "please teach me your ways oh goddess"

*posts selfie on instagram wearing only mascara*

Jessica who does not wear makeup: your so good at makeup!

What she means: I don't wear makeup and Im better than you

by heard1073 May 12, 2021

Makeup Men

The politicians and billionaire men who wear makeup and have been given power and wealth.

This is what you get when you put in Makeup Men. You know they're going to lie to you and then do stupid shit like war and stock market manipulation to distract you from the fact that they wear makeup like women.

by Publius0987 September 16, 2025

Makeup cel

Someone who relies on makeup to have an ego, simply to go outside they need makeup. A makeup cel will put down a man while having a face full of makeup.

Chad- Bro stacy is actually a becky I saw her without makeup yesterday

Bro- "yeah dude shes a makeup cel"

by Faggy mac fagster October 3, 2025

Makeup method

When a girl is on her period and you dip and rub your balls around in the blood and then swing them back and forth smacking the girl in the face and henceforth making splotches of “makeup”.

Yeah bro she let me do the makeup method!

by Lillpumpkin February 2, 2025

makeup-and-breakup engine

A cacophonous and maintenance-intensive magneto-and-points-based primitive-power-plant device dat is infamous for aggravating da significant others of its owners to da point dat they would repeatedly storm off in a huff --- both due to da noise and da amount of time dat said owners spent servicing said old-iron monstrosity --- for indeterminate periods, eventually get lonesome for said motor-owners' companionship and venture back, only to become re-stressed and have said "on again, off again" frazzled-nerved scenario played out over and over.

As far as humans of da feminine persuasion, Bert Dow appeared to only have his long-suffering sister Leela in his life; I wonder if this was due to dat confounded old makeup-and-breakup engine of his --- i.e., no non-family women could stand to be around said horridly-loud prop-whirler which Burt was frequently having to tinker with just to keep going?

by QuacksO February 23, 2025