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Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...
by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021
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Test Launch

When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.
I have a lot of free time today so maybe I'll do a test launch.
by Ferrell Williams March 13, 2021
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If developing a fantasy sports app has all your interests, then you must grasp the Dream11 clone. At Appdupe, we replicate popular apps and Dream11 clone is one of our famous app development projects. Since this app is packed with a legion of real-time features, users will definitely have entertainment and engage with your app.
Launch your Dream11 clone and your users will be hooked up to the app
by Dream11 Clone App April 24, 2021
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FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
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Launch a Toasty

Having a large sometimes loud fart in a heated seat of a car. The heating effect just amplifies the enjoyment for all.
The entire car was happy I was able to launch a toasty. Their hands covered there mouths in awe.
by GrandpaSaurous December 19, 2024
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dream soft launch

saving pic of siennas picture in chat saying random shit when high-aubrey reighmer
by dream soft launch August 19, 2025
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Launch a democrat

Defecate. Take a dump. Drop the Obamas off at the pool.
After eating a huge lunch and drinking four cups of coffee, I definitely had to launch a democrat.
by NylonPimp August 21, 2025
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