thrust fund

An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.

Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.

by QuacksO December 4, 2022

Compare funds

A slang saying made by "EXkaizer" on YouTube, booting/psn com now uses it.

Date created : 8/14/19

"Compare funds" with me, show me at least 1k in balance.

by Compare funds October 17, 2021

funde

fundeez nuts.

person: hey do you support funde?
Person 2: what's funde?
Person: fundeez nuts.

by diskcanfly June 6, 2021

Ghost fund

A sort of hedge fund that is invisible to the government and tax implications. It is a legal loophole to use cryptocurrency to get around the bureaucratic policies that would usually stop normal individuals from starting a hedge fund. It does not exist as far as taxes are concerned

I invested in a ghost fund last year. Despite me making money using that investment vehicle, I claimed the taxes in my name instead.

by loosoh June 15, 2021

Trust fund

Trust fund is a code word that means you want to do a transfer hit on a vape

*With a group of people*
Can we go to the bathrooms and hit a trust fund?
What?
K let’s go

by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021

Gremlin Funds

A source of income, typically used for:
1. Water
2. Midnight Snacks

These funds do not include the use if lights, as they are only used by vampires, and nightowls

I shall save this £10 as Gremlin Funds

by Tr0nRinzler October 4, 2022

Funding

Slang for a person that one could get money from through various means, usually a transactional relationship, and especially where one's only motivation for interaction with the person is acquisition of money.

"If they don't go for the deal, we could always hold the funding hostage."
"I'm going on tinder to find some funding for a better apartment."

by Gerald The Grandiloquent May 24, 2022