Skype-dressed

(Adj) dressed professionally, looking good, but only from the waist up.

Sally looked nice skype-dressed for her online meeting; she could afford a nicer top because she no longer wore pants.

by Plato9983 August 18, 2020

Dress shoes

A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.

Wanna go get some dress shoes?

by 5678m February 3, 2022

Dress Code

A ridiculous code of trash. It only applys to the girls. Anyone who has to follow a dress code, I am trully sorry. No one should follow the dress code. Nobody likes the dress code. It doesn't have any friends, and nobody likes it.

Person 1-Wow did you see the Alexis got dress coded.
Person 2- The dress code stinks!

by lexi4567 September 15, 2021

hoe dress

A dress you wear with the intention to get banged by some hot guy or girl. Sometimes has intentions of the other person taking their dress off with their teeth. Most of the time, a hoe dress will have multiple slits on the sides, including the middle (for easy access).

Jennifer went out on Friday night with her hoe dress to pick up some guys, even though she’s married.

by Air Headed Bitch June 14, 2021

salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.

Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”

by 9tea December 1, 2021

lockup dress

A dress (or other garment) with a zipper, buttons, or other closures in back that is impossible or nearly impossible for the wearer to remove by herself.

The wearer, without the help of another person, is "locked in" the dress.

This dress has buttons all down the back that must all be open to get it on or off; it is therefore a lockup dress.

I can't reach the zipper on the back of this lockup dress.

This jumper is a lockup dress also locks the blouse on your body. Even if the blouse does not have any zipper or buttons in back, the jumper goes on top and must be removed first before the blouse.

by bedd time September 15, 2010

Dressing the Wound

(verb)

Synonym for "Paint Brushing;" To brush your Cack or Penis against a juicy vagina.

I spent the first 20 minutes Dressing the Wound before I finally slipped it in.

by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008