During No Dick December you can't have a dick so if you have one HIDE please do because do you want to have no dick?
by The Moronic Idiot November 16, 2023
Get the No Dick December mug.After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.
Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”
Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”
Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”
Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
by GMSsvage November 23, 2023
Get the Dick-Haven December mug.Every girl you see have to give you a blowjob if you want to. In the end your dick is getting so many blowjobs that you can't handle it, and your dick gets destroyed
by venqo October 22, 2019
Get the Destroy Dick December mug.Following no nut November since the female population were unable to get action due to the males being committed to not nutting. Deep throat dick December is the time where females have to deep throat a dick at least once a week for every week of December. Failure to do so will lead to disqualification.
Girl 1: omg it’s December tomorrow you know what that means
Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.
Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.
by HairyToesBillyJoes November 4, 2019
Get the Deep-throat Dick December mug.The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.
Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.
by Oofygoofyuh November 4, 2019
Get the Destroy dick December mug.Guy 1: Finally I completed No Nut November.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.
by I have toast November 3, 2021
Get the Dormant Dick December mug.by Wordgod671 November 3, 2021
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