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Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.
Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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Brunch

When the Boy Q does not want to go for brunch with Queen Bee, but he actually does want to really bad.
"Q lets go for brunch pwease I miss u I have a present for u" "No bitch. I have better things to do. Go with zain"
by The Boy Q November 14, 2023
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Cluster Brunch

A non-vulgar way of saying a cluster fuck.

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.
The crowd of people at Costco on Sunday trying to get free samples was a real cluster Brunch.
by GreetingsADM December 11, 2023
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Brunch Liberal

Limousine Liberals without the money. They look the part and talk like they are elite because of their education but don’t have the wealth and power.

Drawn to activism that has high visibility but are seldom seen otherwise. It’s not politics or a cause that motivates them. It’s entertainment and status.
For Brunch Liberals politics only makes sense when accompanied by a poetry jam, public spectacle, art show, colorful decorations, fedoras and music. Look elite, bank pay check to pay check.
by Young Grizzly April 27, 2023
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Brunch

It's not an event it's The Happening!! Usually the coolest Prell of people soaking up Rays of sunshine while getting Orange juice to accompany an empty bottle of champagne, for the side plate of Mattmeat!!!..... No rules, order whatever the hell you want and why not Have that Red wine! "Get Brunched!"
I'm getting wasted for breakfast! Brunch?
by Matteors89 August 29, 2023
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Girl afternoon brunch

Not what you think.

Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.

These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.

Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
Bruh, why did your girl leave you?

Girl afternoon brunch my G.

Ah man, say no more.
by jumpmanxdxd September 6, 2023
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Boozy Brunch

A meal in between breakfast and lunch that requires mimosas and alcoholic beverages. Most, become intoxicated during the early afternoon hours.
Hey guys did you get invited to Parth’s Boozy Brunch?”
“No he’s going with college friends”
by Pirateblueshu September 28, 2023
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