Bruising

Taking a large, potentially fatal amount of prescriptions

"How many oxy's did Brent take?"
"Idk like 7 or 8"
"Damm, he's bruising"

by Big stank January 5, 2020

Dirty bruise

Bruises that occur with rough, wild sex. Grabbing, pulling, bighting (nibbling), ECT.

Baby I'm feeling frisky, I want to wake up with "dirty bruises"!

I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!

by TiGhT*wOuNd&HeLlbOuNd February 22, 2020

patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

by Al Benedict October 18, 2020

Button Bruise

When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.

I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise

by Nursing10 March 15, 2011

Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.

“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”

by GrandpaDad69 February 4, 2023

Bruises Around my neck

Bruises Around my neck basically means hickeys and bite marks around my neck.

In the song Stacy's Brother the line- She's not reason for the bruises around my neck.

by iminlovewithstacy'sbrother September 16, 2021

smash bros bruise

When you get bruised from sec

Shoot, i got a smash bros bruise

by The only pug July 16, 2021