bluetooth boner

when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching

her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner

by sankton42 April 24, 2022

Bluetooth Manager

A manager that manages with a strict hands off approach.

What an awesome Bluetooth Manager we have!

by Bruised Willis January 3, 2022

Bluetooth

Basically something wireless.

Yo, can you connect the bluetooth speakers to my pc bruv?

by demiantmb December 30, 2021

Bluetooth Carjacking

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.

I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

bluetooth

when a girl is on her period and her friends start it too, its called bluetoothing.

friend- you bluetoothed me!
girl- sorry!

by JesusSavesEveryone November 24, 2024

bluetooth

when a girl is on her period and a group of girls start it too, its called bluetoothing.

friend- you bluetoothed me!
girl- sorry!

by JesusSavesEveryone November 24, 2024

Bluetooth Banshee

When following a long night of debauchery, someone goes to masturbate by watching pornography on their phone, not realizing that their phone is still connected to the giant Bluetooth speaker downstairs. The result is a stream of terrifying screams that awakes all others in the home and immediately induces fear and bewilderment.

After a long night of partying, Wally went to rub one off and watching a video on his phone. Not hearing any volume, Wally was puzzled but focused on the task at hand. Down the hall Roberto was awaken in terror to the sounds of the Bluetooth Banshee coming from the speaker downstairs.

by Duber74 December 1, 2024