Blake

A Blake is a very sexy and generous guy. He always cares about everything he does. He is a complete dick to everyone but his gf loves him more than anything. He is a very good looking guy. He will buy his girlfriend anything she asks for.

Any guy would be lucky to have a Blake in their lives. We all love Blakes more than anything. He is also always taller than his girlfriend and way better looking.

Sheep - “Woah look at her and her new boyfriend!”
Cow - “Omg Ik! He is such a blake”
Pig - “Can’t believe she managed to get a guy like Blake”

by thatgirlwhosreallytall.com February 4, 2020

Blake

A complete dick with no sense of humour. Another word for a hard penis.

That guy has an insane boner!

He must be a Blake!

by ADSweatless April 13, 2020

Blake

He is a dude and I stfg he has a six pack. I am not lying I promise. Has a six pack. All of this is true

Blake: I have a six pack
Bob: Yes

by ChildAbuseIsIllegal10 November 12, 2020

Blake

Blake is always annoyingly smart. He doesn’t talk a lot but always gets the BEST grades. His parents are usually rich but he doesn’t flex it because he’s humble. He always hangs around with the person everybody hates (usually a Sam) but that doesn’t matter because no one else talks to the Blake anyway!

“Blake what did you get in your exam?”
“1000000000%”
“Ok”

by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020

Blake

Blake is the name of a basic white boy that gets drunk and parties frequently and has a lot of side hoes when dating a girl. He usually is blunt but rude and has toxic masculinity. They may be nice at first but you see their true side after a while. He calls his gf's bitches and his sluts. Blakes also tend to be blonde and have pinterest moms and usually play a basic sport.

Omg is that your ex? Yeah....he's such a Blake. EWWWWWW

by andthatsonperiodtluvs April 28, 2020

Blake

A huge fucking loser

Oh your name is Blake? You must be a loser. Please off your self at earliest opportunity.

by Harildsballs May 2, 2020

blake

A Blake normally would date an Eva and he tends to be open minded . he is stunning but he talks a lot .he is pretty popular within his friend group . he is geeky and nerdy and loves video games . :)

me : who is that guy

Eva : that is my future husband!
Blake=funny

by "that's what" May 15, 2020