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Baste

When an act is not beneficial to your in-group but you want to sarcastically imply that it is.
Hey man did you hear that Trump granted illegal immigrants amnesty?

Yeah fellow pede! That's FUCKING BASTE!
by Mordecai Bergenburg February 23, 2018
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Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.
So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?
by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017
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Basting

When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.
"Last night Jason gave me a thorough basting."
by JP Clifford March 3, 2017
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Bastee

The best Call of Duty trickshotter with the sickest style. they also call him "BasteeMor"
yo bro you got some Bastee luck? do a Bastee shot!
by Bastee February 9, 2018
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Basting

The act of fucking a pregnant chick and nutting as deep as you can in her with no condom so as to bast the child inside
"Yo I can't believe you fucking a pregnant chick."
"Yea man I've been basting that little fuck for a while now"
by Peckerpuller69 January 13, 2020
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Turkey Basting

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you
by Bumsuace12345 May 26, 2020
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Tabasco basting

When a man fills his penis with tabasco sauce and then ejaculates it inside a female during sexual intercourse
Gina wanted to try something new,so I gave her a good tabasco basting.
by Crackheadkenny June 8, 2020
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