Wilbur

The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.

Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.

by saucegodguap June 5, 2018

Wilbur Cross

The villain of Starkid's Black Friday (also known as Uncle Wiley)
Songs
- Tickle Me Wiggly Jingle
- Made In America

"my mentor, Wilbur Cross stepped into that portal and came out a raving lunatic, he pledged his undying allegiance to the forces within, and disappeared soon after"
- General John McNamara

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH February 3, 2023

Wilburized

The process of becoming short.

Oh look my friend has been wilburized, now they cant grow above 5 feet

by bloomini January 16, 2024

wilbur davidson tuck

giga chad
small

yooo wheres wilbur davidson tuck-1
he is giga chad-2

by Themayoroftownsvill December 6, 2022

Wilbur soot

wilbur soot is a very hot music man he also plays minecraft with philza minecraft and tommyinnit and when he smiles you turn gay because yes

hey you know that guy wilbur soot?
yeah hes hot

by soupsniffer_jamimi December 7, 2022

Wilbur Soot

Hatsune Miku

SEKAAAAAAAIIIIDEEEEE:

Yup, that’s the definition: a song from our beloved

-Who is Wilbur Soot?
-Hatsune Miku

-And who the fuck it’s hatsune miku?
-Wilbur soot

-…dude… just say another thing

-Hatsunebur Wilku

by Grappemachiatto November 21, 2023

Wilbur Soot

August 2023
Wilbur Soot is the first president of l’manburg (and a crime boy). He is a Minecraft YouTuber, Twitch streamer and a song writer and is the lead singer of his band “LoveJoy”. He is part of the DSMP (formerly), Origins SMP, and the QSMP. He is part of the Sorry boys. His real name is William Patrick Spencer Gold.

Have you heard “Your New Boyfriend” by Wilbur Soot?

Wilbur Soot

“Wilbur!”
-Shubble

by s00tb0NkD August 21, 2023