Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

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warning

a warning on a commercial so dumbasses don't try it

person: *watches commercial* oooo i should try that some time
commercial: (warning) professional drivers on an enclosed course
person: dammit

by uwu muthertrucker February 23, 2020

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Warning

A thing that warns you about something. Usually a sign or in some sort of speech, but can be other things too.

WARNING: Do you want to go on.
Player 1:OF COURSE!
Person 2:Yeah..

by Blah. It's a person June 10, 2020

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meatball warning

Eat meatballs to increase the chances of significant accumulation when snow is in the forecast.

A meatball Warning is now in effect for the tristate area. meaning there is potential for a plowable snowfall and the more meatballs you eat, the better our chances for snow! The impact would be from Sunday night into Monday. So if you want snow, eat meatballs from now until the timeframe mentioned above.

by ellipsoidal May 14, 2018

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thanks for the warning officer

A sentence black people can’t use.

Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.

by Toblox gay November 21, 2021

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Warning Day

10/3, you can get warned for anything that you say that can break the rules.

Usually Warnings happen like this,
Person 1: INSERT NSFW
Moderator 1: Omg!! Warned

This is what happens on Warning Day,
Person 1: INSERT NSFW AGAIN
Moderator 1: Permanent Ban!!~~

by Urmomgayyayya October 3, 2021

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