wooden cock

a great invention made by Gabriel in the Slöjdsal

wow that's a cool wooden cock!

by YourNan28 February 13, 2017

Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen

oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch

by YourNan28 January 10, 2017

wooden way

Synonym for boardwalk

They strolled along the wooden way

by Captain Wise December 19, 2020

Wooden Nickel Digger

An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.

“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.

by Johnny Goldmember October 11, 2021

Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

A butt hole anus brown eye stink star

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel

by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012

Wooden the Day

Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.

"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."

by ShyAaaaaaaaa November 24, 2021

wooden girl

A girl you adore and love very much, but that love is unrequited and she does not feel the same. This definition stems from 2 songs called wooden girl: one by jonatan leandoer96 and one by pino placentile. Both songs describe women they loved that did not love them same way.

“I gave her all the kisses that I could, but it only seemed you were made of wood” lyrics to wooden girl by pino placentile
“He is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.” - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com

by Asthmaurmom March 19, 2023