A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump)
by Martorious January 18, 2013
Get the toley washer mug.When in a traffic jam and one driver washes their wind shield (windscreen) you will see the cars behind doing the same thing, similar to a Mexican wave.
Person 1: "Look my wind shield is dirty"
Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!
Person 1: sprays screen "cool"
Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!
Person 1: sprays screen "cool"
by owzDevil November 5, 2012
Get the washer wave mug.1) the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. Sam Washers are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. Sam Washers occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of Sam Washer as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a Sam Washer.
by Robyn Thorpe May 1, 2012
Get the sam washer mug.A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
by Krazzy spazz May 10, 2012
Get the Guatemalan Pressure-Washer mug.Arsehole. If you're not familiar with shakeproof washers, take a look at the tow ball on your car where it attaches to the towing bracket. You will see two large bolts fitted with what looks suspiciously like a human sphyncter.
Nigel, I think a trip to casualty may be in order as my shakeproof washer seems to have an inhuman grip on your spam javelin.
by balconybelly November 11, 2011
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