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Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".
Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.
by BookinWorm June 12, 2023
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plot vortex

Plot vortex is the phenomenon of playing in a role playing game, resists getting caught up in the plot, but does anyway, because otherwise you’re stuck in the bar, drowning your sorrows in a cuppa, watching dreams of adventure slip from your grasp.
Carolina decided to give up her successful psychologist-to-the-stars practice to tumble into the PLOT VORTEX and oppose the NSA and enable the escape of the schizophrenic hacker, obsessed with following the instructions in their head to build an alien tech robot with artificial intelligence.
by CapUSA33 April 21, 2023
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home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.
“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
by Mimmi July 30, 2023
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Vortex

Mad Miran, Kit Seymour, DJ Fart in the club, Kia, Ploy, Simo Cell
Who is that playing b2b2b2b2b?”

It’s Vortex”
by vortexlover September 6, 2023
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Vortex Dome

Basically when a girl is sucking your dick and she is spinning on the tip like a literal vortex. This dick sucking technique is very affective.
Yo Will, I linked up with Charlotte and she gave me vortex dome! That was the best head I've had in a while!
by Da goat K.O October 6, 2023
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The Mystical Vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.
When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex
by Digger D Clam August 9, 2022
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Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 9, 2022
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