Steven

A naive yet well meaning guy. He has cartoonish eyes and a goofy personality. Sometimes you wonder what goes on in that cranium of his. He's sweet and liable to call you gag-worthy pet names.

Me: Steven called me "Cutie-Pie" today *gags*
Friend:Aw, but he's a sweet guy

by emptybrown3yes October 22, 2013

Steven

A 12-16 year old douche bag on youtube.

Wow, that kid is such a Steven.

by alextegart1999 May 24, 2016

Steven

Some retard known to have 46-48 teeth. Sometimes bites. Likes gay shit and smells bad. Sometimes swallows dick

"Steven don't bite me"
"420 Blaze it n00bscope faze weed

by José Hernandeez July 3, 2016

Steven

He likes to look at boobies.And he is fat.

Steven you should look at your own boobies.

by Steven is a faggot June 13, 2016

Steven

A guy that nobody wants to invite to parties but he somehow shows up.

Who invited Steven?

by LalaBAG69 May 7, 2017

Steven

Someone who is a massive cunt.

He stole my candy, he is such a Steven

by Urban Auth May 24, 2017

Steven

Usually rude, inconsiderate, and not very smart. He acts like a dick to anyone who crosses his path and will do anything to destroy you’re self esteem

person 1: omg I hate Steven so much
person 2: yeah he’s the worst

by depresseddoorknob April 27, 2019