Spelunking

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a dump with your legs closed and flushing the toilet after to receive Poseidon’s Kiss.

Sick night dude, Amber and I went spelunking!

by NeverHaveIEverGone4 September 7, 2022

spelunker

How the fuck would I know?

Guy 1: "hey man, I'm thinking about becoming a full-time spelunker."

Guy 2: "How the fuck did you get in my house?"

by Not videogamedunkey November 9, 2022

spelunking

Unlike the legitimate definition, the underground meaning for this term is something along the lines of masturbation while on Xbox.

He was spelunking AGAIN!

by KS Meme Lord February 9, 2021

Spelunking

The act of licking/sucking ones elbow

Im spelunking my mon

by Spulenker123 February 18, 2021

Cooter spelunking

Another term for cunnilingus.

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Swamp Spelunker

A person who picks up nasty unshaven, unclean hookers in the hood.

"Yeah man, I'm gonna be a swamp spelunker after this girl I found tonight!"

by GlassGlassGlass May 31, 2024

Spelunking

Or/to; Spelunk, To put both the penis and the balls in ones mouth; particularly when the penis is hard and inserted into the throat.

"Hey Jenna, Brad took me spelunking this weekend :P"

"I would totally spelunk him/her"

"If its not too big, I'm gonna spelunk it :3"

by El Stinky Pinky July 11, 2024