Smooch
by KING_OF_THE_FUNCTION December 16, 2021
Get the SMOOCH mug.To smile and blow a kiss towards a person who's livid with you just to get them even more mad. Because you don't have time for that!
Saying F*** YOU in a nice way.
Saying F*** YOU in a nice way.
Shrug it off and walk away... SMOOCHES!💋
by Brash85 April 21, 2021
Get the Smooches mug.A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.
by Kyosa May 3, 2021
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Get the Smooch Broom mug.First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
by TexasJewBoy September 27, 2024
Get the Smochină Smooch Scale mug.by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024
Get the Ground Smooch mug.Oh no! Emiru got smooched! The guy just walked in... Told people he was breaking in... And then just fucking smooched her.
Hym "Not assault though I don't think. Aggravated sexual battery maybe? Let's see........... Yeah. Second degree sexual battery. Oral contact without consent. Yep. Smooch gate confirmed."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2025
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