shingles

a way to say the s word without saying the s word; andingadingadignadignadgina; being really humanly human

Friend: hey schoolchromebook_user.. I might have broken your school chromebook
Me: Fu-.... SHINGLES!!! I MEANT SHINGLES
Friend: MS TORO-

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Man of 7 Shingles

Man of 7 Shingles, Created by "M U G E N" is a robloxian character whom wears 7 Shingles, on his back, back arms, side arms And head. he carries around a toolbox, full of assumed tools to be: Wrench (christmas regrets) Measuring Tape (australian concrete) and Hammer (cursed septic) his face is three robloxian default faces (most likely from 2008) merged into one, 2 faces rotated 45 degrees, to make the mouth look "stitched on".

"i feel like cosplaying as the Man of 7 Shingles"

by alt account July 13, 2023

Bean Shingles

Roof shingles that are put there by Mexican roofers. Typically used to describe poor shingle placement and quality.

I knew I shouldn't have those Mexican roofers, damn Bean Shingles are coming off already!

by Slumper Spaniel September 15, 2023

Mingle Shingles

When you catch whatever skin disease, rash or lesions from random people your too closely rubbing up on, laying with or dancing too close to for an extended amount of time.

Remeber those two randoms last weekend? Those two were laying in that bed at the festival for a long time, now they got mingle shingles now!

by Negrophiliaphobia July 23, 2022

Nailing the shingle

When you are getting a blow job and right when you are about to finish you smack her on the head like you are nailing in the last shingle

Stacey is so good at BJ’s that I thumped her on the head, like I was nailing the shingle on a roof , just so she knew how awesome she was at it.

by JRo from the block July 24, 2022

Bolivian shingles

Italian slang for meth

I've got some good Bolivian shingles here.

by Sororita February 18, 2022