beer shandy

A mix of Sprite or Coca-Cola with any beer to try and minimize the taste of the Beer

K- we only have beers
T- i don’t drink beer, can i get a water or something?
K- no let me just mix you up a Beer shandy

by maguyvahhh October 15, 2025

Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022