Hammer Swinger

When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.

Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”

Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”

by Royisab December 13, 2022

Porch swingers

The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..

We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …

by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022

swingers

"swingers" are the term used for typically "lds" or "mormon" couples who are in open relationships and intertwine with other couples of similar morals.

dude 1: hey josh, did you hear about Mackenzeigh and Braxtyn?
dude 2: no brad, why? what's up with them?
dude 1: they're totally swingers... id hide my girlfriend if i were you...

by WhosJoe69 May 30, 2022

Carpet swinger

Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time

You sly dog your such a carpet swinger

by Mike Oxenou May 26, 2021

dance swinger

Someone who likes to Dosie Dough around the dance floor into everyone’s bed. It’s very important to have mutual respect and trust while being a cuckold.

Dance swinger John is dancing with Jane. Jane is Jon’s girlfriend and John lets Jane dance with everyone else which leads to her having sex with everyone else. They are now swingers.

by Swing dancing January 5, 2025

dance swinger

Dance swinger is someone who cuckold their partner on a dance floor, which leads to the bedroom for crazy sex. That makes their boyfriend jealous while he’s watching in the corner.

Dance swinger is when the guy allows another guy to dance typically in a form of dancing called western swing dancing to Dosey Doe into another person‘s bedroom while the boyfriend watches them get it on.

by Swing dancing January 5, 2025

Swingers adjacent

When you're willing to swing with only one other couple.

We are swingers adjacent, we only have sex occasionally with another couple

by Anabananaish July 3, 2025