Riley

Riley is a gorgeous blonde. She is beautiful, kind, caring, funny, a little stupid sometimes, and one heck of a time. Riley is a great friend to have and she will always be by your side.

Person #1 "Woah look at that girl, she's amazing"

Person #2 " must be Riley"

by Ham_sandwich2998 March 8, 2023

Riley

Probably has a stupid address, but is very hot and gets lots of women (and men) you should definitely send nudes to this guy

Guy 1: yo you heard rileys address?
Guy 2:yeah 1665 e danniella drive, it's dumb as hell
Guy 1: yea but I'm still sending him nudes
Guy 2: well obviously

by WingedSerpent24 March 27, 2023

Riley

Websters dictionary define HIM as "The man with the biggest willy on the whole f***king planet" HE is the guy you go to if Your girl is not getting enough D**k. HE is the only guy to pass Rizzler university with perfect fucking grades. HE pulls so hard that alien bitches gravitate towards him at the speed of light. Fun fact, he actually gave birth to GigaChad straight out of his willy.

"Oh that Riley, I wish I had his baby!"

by Batcoc April 6, 2023

Riley

An absolute Chad. An man with giant biceps and massive cock. Usually known for having sex with chicks that names start with A. The guy is like a pussy magnet for Milfs and Big Booty Latinas.

Guy#1- Hey, that girls walking funny.
Guy#2- yeah, she probably got "rileyed" last night.

by Snoop Dogg and ice cube December 6, 2021

Riley

A chill person who is funny and a gamer.

That guy is so chill
I know he has to be a Riley

by grizz_29 January 29, 2022

Riley

Riley is usually the loudest member of the group and tends to be the butt of the joke. More often then not they are built like Russell from up but the only thing they explore is the local preschool.

Oh god did Riley join? Kick him

by Dug Fredricksen April 14, 2022

Riley

Ladies man. Always attracts the ladies and at least 6-7 are hanging on him at all times. Has the classic white boy look and the deep voice that reels them in. He plays basketball for fun and football for his future. Is he QB? I’m not sure but he sure likes to run! Riley has a perm and girls love a boy with curly hair... Once they in, they ain’t leavin!

Girl: who’s that guy with the curly hair and the girls?!
Guy: oh that’s Riley, he’s always got the women.

by Peiderr November 30, 2020