pudding ass

An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea

'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'

by beezley October 15, 2013

Pudding Scoops

Breasts lacking structural integrity, aka saggy and mushy, to which their bra cups serve as scoops holding up two pudding-like piles of boob.

"I wish Tina would stop wearing low-cut shirts so my wondering eyes didn't have to see her pudding scoops all day long."

"Dude that girl I nailed last night, had pudding scoops. When I took her bra off, her tits looked like two deflated water balloons".

by duckslayer11 November 22, 2011

Pecker Pudding

Same as sperm, seamen, cock snot, snake spit, worm slime, baby batter, pearl drops, boner barf and tonsil white wash.

Man, she choked it so hard she got a face full of pecker pudding.

by Roamer of Rooms June 21, 2010

Pudding Flakes

Smeared dried shit that fall into your underwear like dandruff much like small flakes.

Mark "Wow last nights pizza and beer had me wiping forever"
Nick "In a few hours your going to have pudding flakes"

by illskillz March 9, 2008

Pud Smuggler

One who knowingly allows erect penises to cross the ass border and hide in the colon

Man, look at that bow-legged dude with the rainbow tattoo. I bet he's a Pud Smuggler.

by Izheet M'drawz March 1, 2009

pistachio pudding

When your sick girlfriend hawks a loogie after you cum in her mouth.

Tamara was sick, so I came in her mouth and she made pistachio pudding

by Superlance1 November 28, 2013

Spooky Pudding

That good pussy that one gets on Halloween.

Derek: “Yo Chris what did you do on Halloween?”
Chris: “I got that Spooky Pudding last night!”

by Ya Mum’s Worst Noightmare October 5, 2018