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pasty as fuck

A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.
Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint
by Fredsix October 25, 2017
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pasty mashing

The lesbian act of mashing two "pasties" (pussies) together.
"You up for some pasty mashing?"
"Yeah sure, I'm always up for some pasty mashing"
by fukinfrogslegs June 10, 2017
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Pastie Pits

After doing a lot of sweaty workouts in the same T shirt it becomes impossible to remove the smell of old sweat from the T shirt.
Strett: "That was a tough workout today"
Payt: "Yeah man, i've got pastie pits, this T shirt has had it now, time to bin it"
by Weapo June 14, 2017
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Butt Pastie

An anal excretion shaped similar in appearance, or shaped into an appearance resembling a pastie. Can be constructed of either natural human excreta, or preferably food products administered into the anal cavity before pastie construction.
I found some corn in my girlfriends butt pastie!
two girls, one cup assplay shitfood howdidienduphere
by Rasputin Kaboob February 6, 2018
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Cornish pasty

"You know Aiden? He keeps trying to act black but he ain't."
"That dude is just being a cornish pasty as always."
by ofln_ May 19, 2020
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pasty pic

Grace! I appreciate the pasty pic you sent last night. I hope Jamie isn't offered...after all I didn't see any nipples.
by Yahn Galinovsky April 11, 2021
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Flying Pasty

The act of a prisoner shitting into a newspaper, folding it up and sending it out of a cell window, to prevent the cell from smelling bad.
Hey Brian, move away from the window, I’ve got a flying pasty to send out!
by Keeno69 November 1, 2022
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