Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

Shit PTSD

Getting ptsd from seeing a previous persons shit in a toilet.

“Damn I just used the shitter and saw the nastiest log ever….pretty sure I have shit ptsd now.”

“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”

by Oilerfan19 December 17, 2022

Ohio PTSD

A disorder caused by a short period of exposure to Ohio(if this interaction was prolonged the victim would not be alive), it is characterised by flashbacks to Ohio which can cause severe anxiety and terror, it is untreatable and will become more likely as people want to explore Ohio more

*a man looks terrified and extremely sad*
"Yo dude, you okay? Do you have Ohio PTSD"

by Namij December 18, 2022

PTSD

This is an acronym that can mean "Poo Turd Shit Diarrhea".

I had Chipotle the other day and I had some gnarly PTSD.

I'm really sorry, I can't go out because I have bad PTSD and I've been on the toilet all night. This sucks!

by LingDanc803 January 10, 2023

Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.

Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend

by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023

Ptsd

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

Person 1: Did you hear Babalashmugq has ptsd?

Person 2: Ew that’s gross

by Babalashmuga September 19, 2023

fnaf ptsd

Fnaf PTSD ( Five nights at Freddy's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) is when you left your Fnaf phase but it keeps trying to claw it's way back into you.

Person 1: Hey what is that guy staring for?
Person 2: He's recently saw the Fnaf movie trailer and the Fnaf PTSD is getting to him.
Person 1: Damn. I hope he survives this

by sostupidmotherfucka October 1, 2023