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Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.
Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY
by LazyGamer7224 June 26, 2023
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russian monopoly

Monopoly but the rules are not fair.
this is Russian monopoly because it's no fair.
by Thegamers1222 March 18, 2023
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political monopoly

A reference to when one or two political parties have control of a vast majority of the government over a prolonged period of time.
The United States government would be an example of a political monopoly.
by Vanguard 1998 February 3, 2023
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Pussy Monopoly

The act of being so uncool that you are sarcastically accused of owning all the pussy in that proximity. This can be used in many instances, shitty outfits, shitty vehicles, vaping, ordering fajitas, backing into parking spaces..
(Watches someone holding up traffic so they back their F350 into a spot at Outback Steakhouse) Hey this dude has a pussy monopoly, save some for the rest of us!
by BigDaddyRy October 19, 2023
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Monopoly

The school system has a monopoly on fuckwits.
by bakedkookies November 3, 2019
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Monopoliical

1. Having to do with Monopoly (game)

2.Monopoliical evening (game night, not just Monopoly)
3. Monopoliical life (playing Monopoly,or games, all the time)
1. You can use that charm as a monopoliical piece.
2. Invite everyone to my house I feel like having a monopoliical evening!
3. I love playing Monopoly and other games with friends! We share a monopoliical life.
by Cywhea December 11, 2020
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Monopoly

A way to ruin any family connections and friendships
THAT MOTHERFUCKER OWES ME MONEY IN MONOPOLY
by Universe the madlad December 28, 2020
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