Mateo

Mateo is a very pro boy that is TAKEN by queen Nefeli. Nefeli is Mateo's sex machine and he doesn't want any other girl than her. He is very smart and funny but he is t-a-k-e-n

Someone: omg that's MATEO!!!

A diff person: noo don't talk to him Nefeli will beat u up!

by bitchsomeonehshdhshf November 20, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is a sensitive person who thinks he is cool.He has multiple crushes,he usually switches between hate and love relationships. He likes to spam with messages and steal other peoples work because he is a piece od shit. Mateo likes to use people to get his work done. He usually likes to swear and play a bad boy but usually is really sensitive. He likes Karleuša and sings all day. He is annyoing

Mateo: can you send me your work pls pls pls
Person 1: okay dont steal it please
Mateo:i wont
*mateo steals it anyway*

by amiamiami November 21, 2021

Mateo

HAS A FUCKIN 70 INCHER

Mateo is hot

by MateoIsHot24 September 16, 2021

Mateo and Cindy

POV: u meet a Mateo or a cindy and u become bestfriends on June 24!

Mateo: *walks around*
Cindy: *walks around too*
You: Hey!
Cindy and Mateo: Hello?
You: wanna be friends?
Mateo and Cindy: Sure!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere September 19, 2021

Mateo

Mateo likes little kids, and his sister

Oh look mateo is touching his sisters ass

by Mateo hater September 21, 2021

Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.

Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.

by Lu-frog October 21, 2021

mateo stan

when ur bsf mateo is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a mateo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021