Leaky pipe

A penis leaking discharge from having an erection or right after ejaculation

She loves to watch me as she sucks on my leaky pipe

Hahaha damn that’s fucked up

by Taking candy from a baby July 23, 2020

Leaky-poo

A type of dog that eats poop

That dog is a nasty little leaky-poo

by Love_my_words September 17, 2020

Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

Leaky Legs

Fat peoples legs who leak.

Fat people who have Leaky Legs.

by hjaei;fjvknboug24 August 1, 2011

Loose leaky

When you have to pee really bad, especially while laughing and/or in a car, and begin to have the feeling that you are going to urinate on the seat of the car.

Mary: I can't stop laughing!

Jill: Girl, don't you have to pee?
Mary: Yes! I'm going to have a loose leaky on your seat!

by kdubbbya June 29, 2011

dirty Leaky

When you narcissisticly turn up to parties, drink all the piss and fall asleep in the shitter.

That C*%t did the dirty Leaky at the Christmas party and never put his hand on his wallet the whole night. What a C*%T!

by Sweepersweet March 31, 2023

Leaky Lopez

When someone gets too drunk to use the restroom and just pisses themself.

James: “Yo dude, Billy said he had to take a piss before knocking out.”

Andrew: “It’s alright, I put a diaper on him before we left so he can just pull a Leaky Lopez.”

by EvocativeDog February 13, 2023