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Jared

He is a wiener! He doesn’t deserve anything he gets and he is the most ANNNOOYYYIIINNNGGGGG person on earth. He will take advantage of your kindness and he will make sure he always gets what he wants. He will never say he’s sorry and he’s a complete jackass!!
Calls mom at work:“Mom can u tell Jared to stop bothering me”
by lala136 December 31, 2018
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Omg! Kaelan is so much better than Jared in Fortnite
by A random eliete member February 11, 2019
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The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.
by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023
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Justin: jared looks it’s an under age kid
Jared: where
Jared: I want him in my basement, or I will do his mom
by Jared ppppo July 14, 2022
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no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.
Jared gets no bitched
by urban da urban April 4, 2022
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actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.
he has a Jared
by urban da urban April 4, 2022
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Jared has the smallest pp out of Klyd, Justin and gabe he beats everyone off
Jared

like kids
by Jared ppppo July 3, 2022
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