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Joe mama

When you get committed a joe mama you will feel the epic, never ending pain of embarrassment
Guy: “I know you cheated on me”
Girl: “what?”
Guy: “that’s fine because I’ve been cheating on you with Joe anyway”
Girl: “who’s Joe?”
Guy: “😈JOE MAMA”
by Le anonymous yes? October 29, 2019
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<I heard Joe made it onto the Basketball team?> <Who’s Joe?>
<JOE MAMA!!!!!!!!> <BOOM ROASTED!!!!!!!>
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Joe Mama

If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*

Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
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If someone ask if you know who joe is, DO NOT say “ whos joe? “ please, trust me.
Guy 1: do you know who joe is? Guy 2: no, whos joe? Guy 1: Joe mama 😂
by Molly.Graha November 5, 2019
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BEST INSULT EVERRR
Only smart people can use this joke
And only smart people know who joe is 😏😏

If someone says something you don’t want to hear just say JOE they’ll never know what’s coming
It’s a great comeback for anything especially when used on people named l e a h🙄🙄
l e a h: hey I don’t like you
Me: joe
l e a h: wait who’s joe?
Me: JOE MAMA

l e a h:* jumps off a building since she can’t comprehend it*
by Ur moms fav person November 21, 2021
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A joke that isn't funny. Stop using it. Please
by yeahmanIwatchthehub November 15, 2021
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slang for saying '' your a worthless piece of crap and your mom is so fat she can feed all the africa with milk if she wasnt tall''
by alex from poland krakow October 12, 2021
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