Hobosexual

Someone who jumps into a relationship to avoid homelessness.

Turtleboy is the biggest hobosexual in central Massachusetts.

by Woocares March 19, 2022

Hobosexual

A male or female who has sexual relations with another person in order to have somewhere to sleep or stay for little or no money.

Jeremy Johnson is a hobosexual. He is a broke bitch.

by Chuck Reins January 3, 2025

HoboSexual

Sleeping with someone for a comfortable sleeping accomodation.

"I think they're only dating so he has a comfortable place to sleep while he visits the city."
"Oh, so he's HoboSexual"

by efy2 January 4, 2025

Hobosexual

An individual still sexually attractive to others in spite of having no visible means of support.

Man, he gets all the ladies even though he has no job and no car. How does that hobosexual pull it off?

by Xop August 17, 2025

Hobosexual

A person that is sexually attracted to homeless people only.

“Nah trust me bro. She’s not into you. She’s a hobosexual fr fr.”

by Dogs In A Bathtub November 19, 2025

Hobosexuality

One who engages in hobosexual activities that allow them a place to stay and/or messes with someone's feelings because they only need to have that PLACE anything else is inconvenient

After a night with anyone who engages in hobosexuality and you caught feelings one might say
"Don't c*m in her, I love herr"

But you just missed your turn it will always come back

by Lightningwoman December 1, 2025

Hobosexual

A woman or a man who regularly has casual sex and moves in with a new male or female hook up they decide to enter into a serious relationship with in order to prevent being homeless, staying with family, or having to become completely independent and live alone. This is a pattern they repeat in their relationships by moving in with boyfriends or girlfriends too fast so they can avoid being homeless and alone. Can stem from trauma, narcissism, low-self esteem, low self worth, a fear of being alone, a fear of being homeless, and a deep internal need for male or female validation. Homosexuals are not always loyal to the man or woman they choose to build a life with, and could cheat on them if they lack honesty and integrity.

I believe all hobosexuals can one day develop better character, live alone in their own housing, love themselves, and stop repeating the pattern of hopping from dick to dick for a place to stay.

by igivethebestreads February 6, 2025