Front hitch

When the underwear is pulled up the crotch (vagina wedgie)

“Stop you’re giving me a front hitch”

by Anonymous9284839929493 April 9, 2021

Hitching Post

When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night

(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there

by TheyCallMeElmo May 15, 2021

Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021

human trailer hitch

When a girl is sucking your balls while she is in missionary with another guy.

Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.

by MB One February 19, 2025

Hitch hussy

A gal, typically promiscuous, who is only interested in you because of your truck. Similar to a buckle bunny, but does not necessarily care about rodeo.

Now that I got my new truck, I got all kinds a hitch hussies trying to get in my pants.

I’m going to the mud bogs to pick up a hitch hussy

by AkWildmanH2os May 10, 2023

Zone hitch

when you run a short hitch if the defense is in zone coverage which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the zone hitch.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

Greek trailer hitch

You must first find a piano dolly or any form of chair with wheels then, with a willing participant who will be the hitch, while on the piano dolly shove your dry nuts into the hitch’s ass then have them haul you around.

Ok babe grab your best piano dolly because we’re Greek trailer hitching tonight.

by Skunk knuckles October 7, 2023