buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute

That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy

by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017

Standy Handy

A hand job you get while standing in a crowd.

While I was at a Palm Beach Bar, I got a standy handy.

by Jizzshoes January 25, 2019

Colorado Handy

The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado

Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak

by UltraBroB May 14, 2018

brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

by Fresh Sketch September 17, 2019

Handy Davidson

Being jerked off while riding a motorcycle, by your passenger. (from behind, not from sidecar)

The ride from Yuma was rough and dusty, which made the Handy Davidson from Sue rough and muddy.

by Beardo_357 July 12, 2016

handy clapped

When a retarded guy claps a big ass fat girls cheeks

fat Girl:hey I heard your handy clapped,I'm 400 pounds,you tryna fuck

by The masts definer January 28, 2018

Heavenly Handy

A hand job from the top bunk of a bunk bed. As if God himself reached down from the heavens to jerk you off

Dude this one kid at church camp tried to give me a heavenly handy shit was kinda awkward the next morning

by NarwhalJesus January 6, 2020