Guru

nickname from George W. Bush for Condoleezza Rice

The Guru was from Alabama and the first female member of the Augusta National Golf Club along with Lake City native Darla Moore.

by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020

Richu-Guru

Charismatic and delicious person with a lot of personnal qualities in India.

You are my Guru, my Richu-Guru !

by Sacha9 July 19, 2020

Guru dell'informatica

Davide Furfaro, è questo il nome dello storico e leggendario guru dell'informatica,
si racconta che l'informatica non abbia segreti per lui.

Guru dell'informatica per tutto e tutti

by UnAllievoDelGuru August 30, 2020

Guru

When someone feels that they re literally hot themselves

Someone: njan enth hawt edee
Someone 2: uhhh.. Stop being a guru sucker!

by white.shadoow March 19, 2018

couch guru

A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.

My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.

by Colberttoldmeto August 23, 2016

Guru Hentai

Very fucked up shit. If your friends recommend it to you don't be friends with him anymore.
If your the person recommending it. FUCK YOU. If you have a Guru fetish. your disgusting.

1: Dude whats that.
2.Its Guru Hentai.
1.Dude wtf is wrong with you?

by Electronicz?Nahm8 December 6, 2020

Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).

Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “

by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021