GURT

When someone or something is so abnormally off, weird, or not right that it can’t be explained by normal logic. Not just weird—uncomfortably or noticeably abnormal.

“That guy is so gurted—nothing he does makes sense.”

by blackmanonahorsey December 16, 2025

Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.

Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?

by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025

Gurt

A friend named Garrett that has a milking fetish and they are a little special.

Omg gurt you are so funny

by Gurt expert 78 March 10, 2025

Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023

Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.

Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

Derogatory term/slur for a nigga who has surpassed being a bitch or a hoe. A gurt cannot be taken seriously or trusted

That nigga not tryna run a fade he a gurt

by Gurtkiller447 April 2, 2025