gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more

Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner

by DrDryNips February 2, 2025

Gooneral

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.

"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."

by blushywushy February 3, 2025

Gooner

What a passion goon does; a person or thing that uses articles, to improve one quality of being a goon.

That boy locks himself in his room for hours on end making a lot of noise. He must be a gooner.

by Kulacal February 8, 2025

gooner

someone who has the innate desire to goon

he is such a gooner.

by Kykai February 10, 2025

Ethical Gooner

A gooner who only goons to Rule 34 of a fictional character that they understand and that they know is over the age of 18.

Hey wanna goon to Jaiden Animations?
Nah, I'm an ethical gooner, I only goon to fictional characters. Can we goon to Fenneko instead?

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy February 12, 2025

Desktop Gooner

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.

Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.

by ppbob February 27, 2025