The Pawn’s Gambit

When a dad moves the last 2 or 3 beers in a 12 (or 24) pack to the front row so that his wife thinks the case is full and he didn’t drink the whole case already. He is the pawn of the house and the gambit is she finds out he drank 10-18 beers.

“Hey man after this game I gotta run to get more beer because I don’t have enough to run the Pawn’s Gambit before my wife gets home”

by Tatu 8157 December 5, 2024

Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.

Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!

by LightRemembered August 23, 2025

The Gambit

The gambit is a is such a high level sex move that it is a transcendant level. It involves you, a magician, and yo bitch. The magician will pull out a heat-seeking ball-gag, throw it in the air, and lock it in yo bitch mouf'. She will then be tied up by magic snakes and the magician will then pull out a deck of cards that automatically aimbot in to the girls asshole. You will then proceed to throw the magic cards into her anus, and after it has reached the gaping width, height, and circumference able to fit 2 fully grown adult racoons/ 8 baby racoons, and then proceed to drink the potion from the magician that makes your dick multiply by 9, you will then fuck the ever-living trump out of her until she builds a wall of shit and then the curtain unveils a crowd that has been watching the entire time.

Tyrone: I gave my little white ho, The Gambit last night. Her asshole had to get stitches.
Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.

by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025

The Prick’s Gambit

An alternative name for the Schrodinger’s Douchebag

And here, class, you see a prime example of the Prick’s Gambit.

by Witchdoctor4two0 December 22, 2025

Xanatos gambit

A scheme in which all podsible outcomes benefit the mastermind in one way or another. Named after the villain david xanatos from the show gorgoyles

Hero: you lost. I deactivated the doomsday device!

Villain: you fool. You fell for the old xanatos gambit as i labeled the device "cancer curing mschine" and now everyone hates you and defends me!

by Ray_witch December 23, 2025

watermelon gambit

A special move where one yells watermelon gambit and draws a dick on the closest items

WATERMELON GAMBIT
*draws dick*

by Peter Griffin Jr June 2, 2023

Watermelon Gambit

This is when your in school and you draw a penis on the nearest persons paper.

I was pissed whenever Jeffrey hit me with the watermelon gambit in science class.

by Watermelondude69420 June 3, 2023